*Breaks a dish* "Haha, this CRACKS me up."
*Loses a friend* "Guess every friend has an END LOL"
*Gets lost in the woods* "Ahaha I seem to be in a very STICKY SITUATION"
*Evil clowns rule the world* "What a rude JESTER *WHEEEEZE*"
*On my deathbed* "Looks like I've come to a DEAD END LMBOLMBO"