Corrupt a wish

Orlaando

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Here is how you play:

I start off and make a wish for something I want, then the next person to post "corrupts" that wish and posts their own wish


Ex: I wish for a car
Granted! But it doesnt move.

I wish for a dog
 
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Orlaando

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Granted, but it's all in giftcards to a tire shop

I wish for a new tv
 

Mikcey

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Granted, but it's one made in the 1930s

I wish for a new computer
 

Orlaando

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Granted but it only works once a week

I wish for a new phone
 

Gooberr

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Granted, but you can’t charge it.
(This is a super cool game)

I wish for a corgi :)
 

Mikcey

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Granted, but it's only 1% corgi 99% mix of different dogs

I wish for a car
 

Orlaando

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Granted, but it has no breaks

I wish for my own mansion
 

Mikcey

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Granted, but it's made of chocolate and will melt soon

I wish for clothes that actually look good on me
 

Orlaando

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Granted but you're the only one who thinks you look good in them

I wish for an unlimited supply of sweets
 

Mikcey

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Granted, but you have type 1 Diabetes (the kind you can't get rid of)

I wish for food you could just eat that have no calories or fats in them
 

Orlaando

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Granted, but you puke every time you take a bite of it.

I wish for my own chef
 

Mikcey

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Granted, but he doesn't cook well

I wish for my own successful business
 

666gay

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Texas
Granted, but everyone hates you cause the business exploits people

I wish for a life
 

Gooberr

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Granted, but it only exists in your moms book club. (You’re only popular among the people in your moms book club)

I wish for a piggybank full of tempura shrimp
 

Orlaando

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Granted, but it has to eat every 5 minutes

I wish for a longer summer
 

Orlaando

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Granted, but it is 1% Himalayan

I wish for a new bluetooth speaker
 

Mikcey

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Granted, but you have to be within 4 feet for it to work

I wish for loud speakers