Corrupt a wish

[Orlaando]

Here is how you play:

I start off and make a wish for something I want, then the next person to post "corrupts" that wish and posts their own wish


Ex: I wish for a car
Granted! But it doesnt move.

I wish for a dog

 

[Mikcey]

You get the dog but it's very sick.

I wish for money

 

[Orlaando]

Granted, but it's all in giftcards to a tire shop

I wish for a new tv

 

[Mikcey]

Granted, but it's one made in the 1930s

I wish for a new computer

 

[Orlaando]

Granted but it only works once a week

I wish for a new phone

 

[Gooberr]

Granted, but you can’t charge it.
(This is a super cool game)

I wish for a corgi

 

[Mikcey]

Granted, but it's only 1% corgi 99% mix of different dogs

I wish for a car

 

[Orlaando]

Granted, but it has no breaks

I wish for my own mansion

 

[Mikcey]

Granted, but it's made of chocolate and will melt soon

I wish for clothes that actually look good on me

 

[Orlaando]

Granted but you're the only one who thinks you look good in them

I wish for an unlimited supply of sweets

 

[Mikcey]

Granted, but you have type 1 Diabetes (the kind you can't get rid of)

I wish for food you could just eat that have no calories or fats in them

 

[Orlaando]

Granted, but you puke every time you take a bite of it.

I wish for my own chef

 

[Mikcey]

Granted, but he doesn't cook well

I wish for my own successful business

 

[666gay]

Granted, but everyone hates you cause the business exploits people

I wish for a life

 

[Gooberr]

Granted, but it only exists in your moms book club. (You’re only popular among the people in your moms book club)

I wish for a piggybank full of tempura shrimp

 

[Mikcey]

Granted, but you can't get the shrimp out

I wish for a pet

 

[Orlaando]

Granted, but it has to eat every 5 minutes

I wish for a longer summer

 

[IngAndVefte]

Granted. But it's 110 Fahrenheit or higher.

I wish for a Himalayan mix kitten

 

[Orlaando]

Granted, but it is 1% Himalayan

I wish for a new bluetooth speaker

 

[Mikcey]

Granted, but you have to be within 4 feet for it to work

I wish for loud speakers