Corrupt a wish

Colorrrr

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Jul 29, 2018
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granted but you get <3 instead

i wish for non fat elbows
 

Colorrrr

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Jul 29, 2018
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granted but they dump you after one date and date your best friend instead

i wish to be actually smart at math
 

Mikcey

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Aug 31, 2017
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Last Post Wins Thread
granted but you forget how to read

I wish to be able to draw better
 

Colorrrr

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Jul 29, 2018
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granted but your art only looks good to you and not to other peope

i wish to not be broke
 

JustSimplyCloud

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Jun 22, 2017
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Granted, but money is now worthless.

I wish for a better sense of humor.
 

Colorrrr

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Granted but it still feels claustrophobic personally

I wish to be tan
 

JustSimplyCloud

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Granted, but the rest of the world becomes more tan, leaving you in the same spot you were before.

I wish for my sore throat to go away.
 

moodymouse

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granted but you get very sick

I wish to be not grounded for the entire summer
 

Colorrrr

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Jul 29, 2018
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Granted but your grounded for the rest of the school year instead

I wish to be productive
 

Colorrrr

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granted but you die from an ostrich attack soon after

i wish to have sunflowers
 

Colorrrr

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granted but it gives you food poisoning

i wish to be good at math
 

JustSimplyCloud

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Jun 22, 2017
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Granted, but you don’t pass.

I wish for ostriches to stop ruining people’s wishes.