Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

How this game works is, in a given scenario, you have to come up with a fortunate or unfortunate response to the previous statement.
For example, "Unfortunately, my favorite pizza place closed down."
Next participant, "Fortunately, I didn't want pizza."
Then another unfortunately, then a fortunately, and so on...

To begin:
Unfortunately, an angry gorilla lost his banana.
 

_Aurelian

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Mar 1, 2016
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Mare Nostrum
Fortunately, the once angry gorilla wasn't angry after eating the banana.
 

coldtea

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Oct 25, 2016
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Under The Couch.. Potato
Unfortunately, the pasta ended up being burnt somehow, and we got coffee instead.
 

_Aurelian

Active Member
Mar 1, 2016
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Mare Nostrum
Fortunately, the was tea on the table, because I don't like coffee.
 

_Aurelian

Active Member
Mar 1, 2016
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Mare Nostrum
Fortunately, there was a cafe across the street.
 

coldtea

Well-Known Member
Oct 25, 2016
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Under The Couch.. Potato
Fortunately, I decided the coffee I left, was so much better than the tea I wanted.
 

Shuhua

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Jun 18, 2015
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dark chocolate
Fortunately, a cheery elderly man gave you a map.